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Origin Stories of M.L.B. Team Names

Dystopias For Young American Men

A Sneak Preview of the Menu for Antoni from “Queer Eye” ’s New Restaurant

N.Y.C. Tourist Destinations Reviewed By Someone Who Lives Here

Acceptable Ways to Dispose of My Body

If Presidents Were Women

Heathcliff's Gap-Year Jobs

Disney Princes Reimagined As Feminist Allies

My Favorite Bugs From My Four Years Living In New York City

Netflix: TV Shows Recommended Hyper-Specifically For You

Future Austen Adaptations

"Seinfeld" Episodes From The Point Of View Of The Girlfriends

My Ideal New York-Based "Fast & Furious" Movie

Women's Difficulties That Melania Trump Feels Very, Very Strongly About

Exercise Routines To Help You Lose The "Trump Ten"

Ways I Am Preparing For A Trump Presidency

Classic Horror Films Remade As Rom-Coms

Celebrity Reactions To The Brangelina Divorce

Addressing Some Of The Conspiracies Concerning My (Hillary Clinton’s) Health

Stress-Relieving Adult Coloring Book Pages Of Things That Stress Me Out

Types Of Guys I Would Like To Date, If Anyone Could Please Introduce Me To Them

Some Anticipated Changes After The Matriarchal Revolution

Things Donald Trump Has Said About Hillary Clinton That Could Double As My Tinder Bio

The Most Likely Ways I Will Die In New York City

All The Excuses That Didn’t Work To Get Me Out Of Jury Duty

Romantic-Comedy Jobs, Updated For 2016

First-Date Ideas For Conceptual Artists

Tattoo Ideas For The Creative Millennial

Song Of My Brand

Fulbright Proposal For Getting Away From New York Boys

Descriptions Of Art At The Met That Could Double As My Tinder Bio

McKinsey Project Report On My Dating Life